He Is D-Nast

“The De La Creme women did smell; all the Pilgrims smelled like a Peppertown sewer on its foulest of days.  The body odor had gotten worse because of the intense physical labor Richard Simmons workout they had all endured recently.  Creamy had created her own mountain monarchy moonshine after the group had elevated her to the position of secret weapon British Prime Minister to get them to Modelland.”

-Tyra Banks, from her debut novel crazy made-up fairytale, Modelland.