Hose me.
Two fire-daddies in Minnesota untucked their hoses at the last minute to help fight a flaming diesel truck. Apparently, the two men were on their way to a Saint Patrick’s Day parade dressed like queens. I like how everyone always uses the excuse “St. Patrick’s Day.”
I don’t buy it. These girls were one hundred percent heading to Trina’s Lounge for some evening gown Bingo before finishing the night each other off in the alley behind JCPenney for sure. Either way, they can certainly CALL ME and can certainly squirt their hoses at me anytime. Dontchaknow.
