Real, Gratuitous Housewives of NYC

There’s a teaser video floating around for my fave show, Real Housewives of NYC, where self-obsessive Heather “My success is built on making women look and feel their best. HOLLA!” Thomson, founder of shapewear line Yummie Tummies, forces all of her sales reps and the other housewives ladies to go around a table, stand up and say why they love her brand. At a dinner party. On camera. For real. Click here to watch the video.

Uhhhh…is this her idea of a fun ice-breaker activity? Girlfriend is fucking CRAY. Let’s not forget that Miss Heather uses herself as a model and touts her Housewives status on the Yummie website.

She’s essentially using the show to promote her Spanx totally different-than-Spanx proprietary line and apparently it’s working because they mention that shit in every episode! Good for you for landing all that free advertising girl. You still have crazy eyes though. “HOLLA.”

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