I have three words: DO ME! PLEASE.
Here’s some Fifty Shades of Grey goodness for all you desperate ladies/gays out there. British professor, Dr. Faye Skelton (who I bet beats off to the book 3 nights a week), used various parts of male celebrities faces (based on female readers’ descriptions of the book’s protagonist) to create a mug shot of your mom’s true love, Christian Grey.
Based on the male star’s names mentioned by polled women, Skelton pieced together aspects of Channing Tatum, Brad Pitt, Patrick Dempsey, Johnny Depp, David Beckham, Chris Hemsworth, and apparently Val Kilmer’s lips, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
The horny professor used special software, popular amongst the British police to create composites of criminals, to complete the spank bank image.
Seriously, MHIO (my hole is open).
