D-Nast was in Chicago recently and besides spending most of my time eating deep dish pizza and some deep dish ass in Boystown, I couldn’t help but notice how funny most of the boats of Chi-town were. Check out some of my inappropriate favs below.
- There was the seadog (aka Daddy’s favorite little juicer, the sem-dog).
- The Anita Dee II (You know what? I NEED a D too! I do! I’d love to S a big old D right about now).
- And lastly, there was the sad little river cruiser with the arrow sign saying “Welcome, American Girls.” (Date rape’s this way ladies, hop right on!) P.S. Aren’t we in America?
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- All aboard the sem-dog! Where a little erection goes a long way.
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- I need a D too. For sucking.
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- Welcome American sluts …. to the sketchiest rape train you’ve ever been aboard.
Thank god for 11 year-old singer/songwriter 
