I’ve said it once (well, I’ve actually said it a 1,000 times) and I’ll say it again: I LOVES me some Courtney Stodden. She’s ALWAYS, absolutely always, entertaining me.
If you don’t know who she is yet, find out now.
Heart you C. Stodd!
BEST PART: The awkward moment when this video is age restricted and the person in the video herself is not even 18 yet.
Thank god everyone! C. Stodd has a “hot” new single, entitled REALITY, dropping on iTunes this Tuesday and D-Nast will be first in line for purchasing. She made an official teaser announcement regarding the new single on her YouTube Channel as well as via Twatter this week. Fingers crossed that it will be the new gay jam (a la Paris Hilton’s February smash, Drunk Text).
(Please enjoy the inner workings of D-Nast’s brain …getting from PITA to PETA.)
Today, while eating some pita chips and hummus (a D-Nast favorite snack …gay men love any foods that involve dipping …oh yeah, that and dessert! Plus hummus is super packed with protein, which is, by far, my favorite compound to ingest.), I began to think about another “pee-ta” that I love, Peeta Mellark, from The Hunger Games. Then I began to fondle myself. I wondered, if Peeta was my man, how would I please him? Oral? A good Old Fashioned? A blumpkin? Blumpkin reminded of me of the word “pumpkin” and then I thought of how my BFF Courtney “Pumpkin-Tits” Stodden pleases her man (stripper heels and some pasties). Pumpkin-Tits recently filmed an ad for the crazy-pants animal-rights cult, PETA, supporting pet adoption and vegetarianism. And this, my folks, is how D-Nast’s brain goes from PITA to PETA in 20 seconds.
Enjoy C. Stodd’s skankalicious PETA ad here and thank god I adopted my sweet Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms.
It’s been awhile. Let’s see what my girl’s been up to lately. Hmmm, I’m hoping she went with the see through thong. You can accessorize that shit with almost anything.
However, that cherry cheeky does sound scrumptious.Maybe she could piece that with a banana-yellow tube top and wash a car or something.
C. Stodd sure knows how to make a boring March come to life. In like a LION, out like a (used) LAMB-skin condom!
It’s been awhile, folks. So lets see what our girl’s been up to.
Wow! She’s really mastered the methed-out, anorexic, slutty chair pose. Jealous.
Honestly, I find it so difficult not to make fun of this girl. I mean, I REALLY want to, but at the same time, I REALLY want to be her friend! If only she’d just follow me on twitter and we could have a little girl talk. I’m just dying to know what’s going on inside that alliteration-filled mind of hers. Well, I think I know, but I still want to hear it first hand from those perfectly glossed lips. I also bet she’d be fun to have a cocktail with and maybe go rollerskating. I bet she can rock a great roller-disco look. Keep entertaining, Court. Keep entertaining.
My favorite girl making appearances everywhere. Check her out here: Stodden is Wet.
Now if only she would follow me on twitter! If there is a god…
Hold 'em in, girl.
It’s 3:00pm on a Friday and I have that pre-weekend desperation feeling as I just wait for it to flippin happen.
I need a pick me up, and THIS (below) is getting the job done. Meow back at ya, Court. Can you help me polish my knick-knacks? What about washing my car? Something tells me you’re great at that.
Please follow me on twitter, Court!
Oh my god, to be a fly on the wall in this house. I can’t even begin to imagine the hilarity that must go down. What I would give to walk just one day in those stripper heels…
Here’s what our favorite Courtney Stodden was up to this weekend:
Please Pound My Poonani Piehole
Alliteration always allures...
