This adorable kitty is a greedy top! She puts her paws up, rough housing with a Doberman at least 20 times her size. You go girl! Melts my cold icy heart. <3
He Is D-Nast
Oh so crass, he is D-Nast.
Tagged with Animals …
Hippo Gets a Case of the Sharts
Saw this today and I just had to.
Anyone up for a rousing game of Hungry Hungry Hippos?
A Mini Hiccuping Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms! Crying Now.
Eeeeeeeh, if only Geoffrey were still this cute and innocent. If this video doesn’t make your heart melt then you’re going straight to hell. The doe-eyes. The whiskers. The milk mustache/beard. I will eat this kitten alive.
Must steal, I mean kidnap cat-nap (haha get it …”cat nap”) sweet Moses now.
Animals Want to Make Love in Private Too
Damn, these overgrown, striped and uniformed street cats are having more sex than I am (My Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms would be so proud). Honestly, if I was this man, I would have pulled out the film lights, the lube, and the bow chicka wow wows and started filming me some animal porn. I hear that shit’s really popular…in like, Japan. Especially the self-service kind as captured by D-Nast last week.
Check out this man’s funny funny surprise while trying to work from home.
Animal Hoarder Found Half Eaten by his Dogs
Disturbing on so many levels…
Ugh, animal abuse makes my blood boil and animal hoarders are the worst! This Ohio animal hoarder was found dead after a few weeks in his home. Some of his 50 or so dogs fed off of his decaying body to survive. However, many of them still died of starvation.
Check out the full article here.
Pita, Peeta, PETA, Pumpkin Eatah!
(Please enjoy the inner workings of D-Nast’s brain …getting from PITA to PETA.)
Today, while eating some pita chips and hummus (a D-Nast favorite snack …gay men love any foods that involve dipping …oh yeah, that and dessert! Plus hummus is super packed with protein, which is, by far, my favorite compound to ingest.), I began to think about another “pee-ta” that I love, Peeta Mellark, from The Hunger Games. Then I began to fondle myself. I wondered, if Peeta was my man, how would I please him? Oral? A good Old Fashioned? A blumpkin? Blumpkin reminded of me of the word “pumpkin” and then I thought of how my BFF Courtney “Pumpkin-Tits” Stodden pleases her man (stripper heels and some pasties). Pumpkin-Tits recently filmed an ad for the crazy-pants animal-rights cult, PETA, supporting pet adoption and vegetarianism. And this, my folks, is how D-Nast’s brain goes from PITA to PETA in 20 seconds.
Enjoy C. Stodd’s skankalicious PETA ad here and thank god I adopted my sweet Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms.
