He Is D-Nast

“And then, thwap! More garments shot out of the Scout’s fingers beaver: a one-shouldered, bias-cut burnt-orange chemise coke ring, a maroon eelskin jacket with severe shoulder pads rug burn, a fire-engine-red felt porkpie hat punani, a pair of metal-studded heather-gray ankle boots dildos. It was like they were in a zero gravity department store Thai sex shop.”

-Tyra, from her debut novel autobiography, Modelland.