OMG geeks gone wild! This video is a must watch for anyone that’s …well, for anyone. Boy acts like he he’s on an episode of Oprah’s Favorite Things. Watch and laugh as fifteen-year-old Jack Andraka wins $75,000 for his work with pancreatic cancer early detection. …I love how even the other nerds on stage are like “Bitch, calm down.”
I’ve got two words for you Jack: CALL ME.
“I keep a straw with me in my red wine bath for …well, you know.”
I love a good tip. Especially a healthy one that makes me think I’m prettier than I really am, like hot sperm facials (well, those I actually just do for the hell of it, not for beauty purposes). Anyways, BuzzFeed had a great post today entitled 8 Ridiculous Celebrity Beauty Treatments — And How You Can Do Them At Home that I thought I’d share with all you D-Nasters. They range from whacked-out EX-but still desperate-housewife, Teri Hatcher’s drunken red wine baths to Posh Spice’s sheep placenta facials. My favorite of the bunch is Demi Moore using leaches on her body to “detoxify” her blood. Hmmm, I wonder if she uses those suckers on her nipples? That’d get any bitch off good.
Check out the full cray-cray celeb health tip list here on BuzzFeed.
Dolla dolla bill ya’ll!
Girl is on fire lately! And D-Nast is loving it. The singer hit up a strip club Tuesday night and tweeted some raunch to her over 18 million followers. Role model schmole model.
“I don’t give a F*CK. Does it look like I give a F*CK? Cause I DON’T!” -New York from Flavor of Love season 2.
“Best stress reliever = $tripper$. Kill it Tip it #Cake,” Rihanna tweeted. An hour later she posted a photo in which she’s throwing money at a pair of women who are simulating oral sex eating at the Y. Hahahaha. RiRi certainly knows how to party. I hope she tipped those ladies well.
“#ROCstarshit my daddy would be proud,” -Rihanna tweet
