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Jul 15 2012

Police Composite Sketch of What People Think Christian Grey Looks Like

I have three words: DO ME! PLEASE.

Here’s some Fifty Shades of Grey goodness for all you desperate ladies/gays out there. British professor, Dr. Faye Skelton (who I bet beats off to the book 3 nights a week), used various parts of male celebrities faces (based on female readers’ descriptions of the book’s protagonist) to create a mug shot of your mom’s true love, Christian Grey.

Based on the male star’s names mentioned by polled women, Skelton pieced together aspects of Channing Tatum, Brad Pitt, Patrick Dempsey, Johnny Depp, David Beckham, Chris Hemsworth, and apparently Val Kilmer’s lips, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

The horny professor used special software, popular amongst the British police to create composites of criminals, to complete the spank bank image.

Seriously, MHIO (my hole is open).

Tagged Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, Christian Grey, David Beckham, Do Me, fifty shades of grey, hollywood reporter, Johnny Depp, spank bank

May 10 2012

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Sports? What's that?

Harvard Baseball Guys take on Carly Rae Jepsen (Instead of ME!)

Watch Harvard’s baseball team take on Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe.“

There are no words. Just DO ME! Give me your damn numbers and I’ll totes call you! No maybes about it. It’s a DEFINITE call. Give me your damn number! Now.

Tagged baseball, Carly Rae Jepsen, Do Me, Harvard

May 02 2012

The Dark Knight Makes Me Cream

OMFG. The Dark Knight Rises just made my body tingle …and not like when I use my Tea Tree Tingle body wash. I mean like inner and outer explosion. Bane will be the death of me. Mmmh! And don’t even get me started on those Tom Hardy rumors. You know the gay ones. Hopefully after seeing this film Anne Hathaway will have me prancing around the house, pretending I’m Catwoman, just like the iconic Michelle Pfeiffer did when I was a wee lil ~~boy~~ girl.

“I am Catwoman. Here me ROAR.”

Tagged Anne Hathaway, Batman, Do Me, gay, michelle pfeiffer, The Dark Knight, Tom Hardy

Apr 08 2012

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“Ridiculously Photogenic Guy” from 10k Race Goes Viral.

25-year-old Zeddie Little of New York, ran a 10k race in Charleston, S.C. and one well-timed mid-race pic turned him into a viral phenomenon known as “Really Photogenic Guy.” Nearly 1.4 million people have viewed the picture in recent days on Flickr and it has been uploaded countless times to social media sites like Facebook and Twitter. Ugh, jealous!

Boy certainly knows how to find the light. Has he studied America’s Next Top Model as much as I have? Usually, my candid race photos look like a dying giraffe squirming to find water after just vomiting, and there’s at least a gallon of sweat waterfall-ing off my face at any given second. Zeddie looks fierce. Hopefully, he’s received the thousands of Facebook messages I’ve sent his sweet ass since this pic went viral. And hopefully he’ll take me up on that ~~date~~ sex offer. Do Me, Zeddie! Also, what kind of hair product do you use?

Tagged Do Me, photogenic, Tyra

Feb 10 2012

Will always love The Soup

Oh, god, please. Just do me, Joel Mchale. I’ll pay for it. I swear. I’ve got at least 12 dollars in my savings account. It’s yours.

Tagged Do Me, Joel McHale, The Soup

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Police Composite Sketch of What People Think Christian Grey Looks Like

Harvard Baseball Guys take on Carly Rae Jepsen (Instead of ME!)

The Dark Knight Makes Me Cream

“Ridiculously Photogenic Guy” from 10k Race Goes Viral.

Will always love The Soup

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