Tag Archives: miley cyrus

Future Arrested Stalker – Miley Edition

I love Miley myself, but this man has certainly crossed the line into psychopath territory. I demand extra security on Ms. Cyrus IMMEDIATELY. Stay strong girl.

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Procrastinate! Listen to He is D-Nast Radio Episode 5 Now

Amidst Pride, episode 5 is here! Listen to me, Smashley, and intern Kay discuss the week’s hottest issues (in D-Nast’s mind): Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, and Miley!

Special thanks to Boston’s UNregular Radio as well as to Improv Asylum for all of your help.

Listen to episode 5 below and make sure to tune in LIVE next Sunday at 12:00 p.m. E.T. on UNregular Radio’s MEOW channel.

LISTEN HERE –> He is D-Nast Radio – Episode 5

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Tanorexic. Party of 1.

Okay, I’ll admit that I’m all about having a healthy bronze glow. After all, I am a STAR and I love basking in the limelight (cue Miley Cyrus “Party in the USA” and video montage of me riding a beachcruiser in front of the Santa Monica pier). Oh, where was I? Oh right – so I just stumbled upon 40 photos of the creepiest, tannest woman I’ve ever seen. Seriously, if there are small children nearby, shield their eyes! Oh wait, there are small children nearby as she allegedly brought her fair-skinned 5 year old tanning with her. Allegedly.

Snooki doesn’t hold a candle to this crazy bitch! Eww! Wear your SPF kiddies! So dangerous.

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