Tag Archives: Tyra

Runway Falls. Funny Every Time.

Week from hell people, but thankfully videos like this (and Vodka) exist to make all the pain go away. Watch some epic model fails below.  To make it even funnier imagine it’s Tyra Banks every time. Never gets old.

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“Ridiculously Photogenic Guy” from 10k Race Goes Viral.

25-year-old Zeddie Little of New York, ran a 10k race in Charleston, S.C. and one well-timed mid-race pic turned him into a viral phenomenon known as “Really Photogenic Guy.” Nearly 1.4 million people have viewed the picture in recent days on Flickr and it has been uploaded countless times to social media sites like Facebook and Twitter. Ugh, jealous!

Boy certainly knows how to find the light. Has he studied America’s Next Top Model as much as I have? Usually, my candid race photos look like a dying giraffe squirming to find water after just vomiting, and there’s at least a gallon of sweat waterfall-ing off my face at any given second. Zeddie looks fierce. Hopefully, he’s received the thousands of Facebook messages I’ve sent his sweet ass since this pic went viral. And hopefully he’ll take me up on that date sex offer. Do Me, Zeddie! Also, what kind of hair product do you use?

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Tyra Quote/Rewrite of the Day

Tyra Banks IS the next great American novelist. And here’s why (with some additional D-Nast edits):

“Another group of Mannecants rolled in a much larger cart full of every kind of purse imaginable. Studded clutches dildos, hobo-chic (Mary-Kate and Ashley) bags, drawstring styles, quilted ones with sparkling chain straps, antique leather satchels, rare over-the-shoulder treasures. The Mannecants went down down on the row of girls like a factory assembly line, placing the purses their tongues across the girls’ bodies, shoving them into their hands and onto their shoulders grundels. Tookie ended up with a snazzy black nylon backpack; a short-handled, boxy purse made of stiff but fine leather; and …. a Dream Drug Bag! The very same yellow tote Zarpessa had, the one all the girls at B3 Betty Ford Clinic envied!”

-Tyra Banks, from her debut novel farce, Modelland.

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